💥 Boomer vs. The Bangy Things 💥

Hello hoomans and fellow floofs,

Boomer here — Chief Barketing Officer, professional napper, and part-time coward when it comes to bangy things.

You know the ones I mean. The sky starts popping, the humans go “Ooooh!” and I'm already hiding in my bear cave or halfway under the sofa wondering if the world’s ending.

So, after many nights of scientific research (and by that, I mean hiding with snacks), I’ve come up with my Top Tips for Surviving Fireworks Season:

🎧 1. The Great Distraction.
Pop on some telly or tunes. I recommend Bluey, Bake Off, or anything with dogs in it. Instant calm.

🏠 2. Build a Bark Bunker.
Find your safe spot — mine's under the table with my blanket, my squeaky pig, and a biscuit or three. Humans, please don’t vacuum in there until spring.

💗 3. Cuddle Protocol.
If I lean on you like a sack of potatoes, it's not neediness, it's emotional support physics. Just go with it.

 4. Walk Early, Snack Often.
Get those walks in before the big booms start. Then reward yourself with a treat. (I always do. Several, actually.)

💡 5. Be Kind to Nervous Noses.
Some of my four-legged pals really panic — so maybe keep the fireworks short, early, and quiet-ish? We'll thank you with extra tail wags.

So, stay safe, stay snuggly, and remember: if the sky starts exploding, it’s probably not the end of the world — just humans celebrating something loud again.

Wags and wiggles,

Boomer 🐾
Chief Barketing Officer, Pawsies